One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"

Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"

Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."

Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"

中文翻译：

　　一天，比尔和汤姆去餐馆吃饭。当服务员端上两份牛排时，比尔迅速地为自己拿了比较大的那块。

　　汤姆对此很不开心：“你什么时候能学会礼貌？”

　　比尔说：“如果让你先拿，你会拿哪个？”

　　汤姆说：“当然是小的那个。”

　　比尔：“那你还抱怨什么？小的那个不就是你想要的，不是吗？”